Show HN: I built a SaaS that does nothing (for $2.99)

Creator here. This is a satirical take on startup culture where every product promises to "transform your life."

  The loading screen shows messages like "Installing good vibes..." and "Calibrating happiness..."

  For $2.99 you get the "Premium Reality Adjustment Service" - which does exactly the same thing as the free version.

  For $4.99/month, we automatically make everything OK every Friday at 1pm.

  Built with Node.js, Stripe, available in 5 languages.

  It's the most honest product I've ever shipped - it promises nothing and delivers exactly that.